Hiding our faces (but exposing yours) since 2006.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Conference Announcement


Attention Chicagoans: The Midwestern Conference for Fat, Stupid, and Overly Fecund Persons will be taking place on the Lakeshore Path for the duration of the summer. Attendees representing all 3 demographics will have their membership dues waived.


Friday, June 12, 2009

This day in Beatles History

On this day in 1965, the Beatles were inducted into the Order of the British Empire (as Members, designated "MBE"). In recognition of this auspiciously inauspicious occasion, I offer my tribute below.